the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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