Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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