Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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