i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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