sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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