i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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