I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
