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I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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