thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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