she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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