No awkward lesbian experiences without me
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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