I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
i think im in europe. pls send help
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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