everyone is single if you try hard enough
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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