I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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