I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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