Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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