You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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