The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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