so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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