i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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