That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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