woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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