my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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