Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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