Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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