bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Less talking, more tequila
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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