you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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