I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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