I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
