I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm passing your future prison.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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