We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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