CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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