Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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