okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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