yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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