you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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