I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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