Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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