So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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