bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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