careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm too high and old for this...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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