I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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