operation harelip BJ is a go
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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