I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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