did you get engaged???
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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