I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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