you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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