I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There's always time for handjobs
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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