this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My feet surprised me
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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