going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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