my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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