Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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