I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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