Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Can you bring me the toilet please
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.