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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..

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  i'll start checking the bushes on campus.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Don't worry. I has chaperone.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.

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  Awkward

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  Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  i apologize, I may have called you an iguana

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  Mistakes were made

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