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  We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?

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  Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  He was spoon feeding me wine all night.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Missed another period

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  I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.

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