plz talk dirty to me
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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