You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Fuck appropriateness.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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