Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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