how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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